Not unlike the titular protagonist of A Clockwork Orange after being subjected to a random series of images I was unable to look away from... there are some things that have been ingrained in my subconscious. I will bring them to the grave. Thank you, guy from Swingers.
I need a cheeseburger.
Robert Downey Jr. is not only a reformed drug addict and tragically flawed being... his flaws are in fact what make him a demi-god. He is the Hercules of zingers. If he works out, he is a movie star. He doesn't have to lean in for the kiss. I will simply be sucked into his mouth region like a fly to that sticky paper.
Women are really really stupid. They are objects to be ridiculed and stepped on at every turn.
Jeff Bridges will never ever be menacing. The Dude abides, man. The Dude abides.
Any thought I've ever had could be stolen from me at any moment.
Facial hair is tricky. I'm glad I don't have it. There are too many options.
Even if you cast good actors in a mildy diverting summer blockbuster extravaganza... it's still a mildly diverting summer blockbuster extravaganza.
I am seeing the sequel. Because I have a feeling that's the movie I want to see. What I paid for was a 2 hour plus trailer for it.
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Hmmmm . . . everyone loved this, but I never got around to seeing it.
It was rather trailer-ish wasn't it. Still good though, In my opinion.
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